Linda Sunshine:
I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

Adair Lara:
I've figures out why first dates don't work any better than they so. It's because they take place in restaurants. Women are weird and confused and unhappy about food, and men are weird and confused and unhappy about money, yet off they go, the minute they meet, to where you use money to buy food.

Richard Shattuck:
A girl can have two beaus to her string, can't she?

Linda Barnes:
Plenty of guys are good at sex, but conversation, now there's an art.

Linda Sunshine:
It's surely one of the strangest phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.

Rita Rudner:
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children" - they leave skid marks.

Rita Rudner:
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Sophie Irene Loeb:
Platonic friendship:- The interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

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